Viagra in your cola? Coming soon to a bottle near you!
Research Park, NY - Phfazer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Diet Cola as a power carbonated beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously it can no longer be called a soft drink, giving new meaning to the names of ‘cocktails’, ‘highballs’ and just a good old-fashioned ’stiff drink’. Diet Cola will market the new concoction under the brand name of… MOUNT & DO.
Phfazer invested $150 million in developing the liquid Viagra and it is a good indication why more money is being spent on sex than ever before. For instance, more is being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research.
What does this mean for consumers in the future?
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
